Neon Apparel.- Mullets (Even though I had one.)
- Tight-rolled Jeans.
- Those camo pants with pockets on the knees.
- The Calgary Flames. (1989)
- MC Hammer. (Those fuckin' pants)
- The Cosby Show. (Yet I love Jello Pudding Pops. Go figure.)
- Breakdancing. (Yes, I did this too.)
- That E.T. video game.
- Having to take out my Nintendo cartridge and blow on it six times just to get the goddamn thing to load Excitebike.
- Stryper. (If you don't know, I can't tell you.)
- Rock Stars all dressing up like girly hippies from the Roller Derby. (Seriously - shoulder pads? On Motley Crue?)
- Witness (Han Solo with the Amish? What's going on?)
- Howard The Duck.
- That guy's hair from Flock of Seagulls.
- Shoes with zippered pockets that didn't hold shit.
- Girls - If you wanted Patrick Swayze from Dirty Dancing you should put out like Jennifer Grey did. Then I'll dance for ya.
- Rubik's Cube.
- Puberty.
Later.
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