Adoption.

I want to be reincarnated as an African Baby.

I know it's a tough life, but there is the off chance that you can be adopted by either Angelina Jolie or Madonna.
It's almost like the National Lottery.

I wonder if the kids adjust well to the shock.
They go from famine and poverty to luxury and riches. To go from the most undernourished society to a society that consumes vast quantities of food, and then throws it all up to be skinny.

I wonder if Christina Aguilera would feel about adopting?
Hopefully when she's ready she'll come looking for a Thirty-Four year old white guy instead of some Four or Five year old African kid. I'm way better on the playground. I promise you that.

Later.